Out of fear that this news item might have fallen off the back of the media burner before the public was made aware of it, I composed this little ditty about a little-known controversy...

Little Willy's in Love Again

by Robert Wills Nov/Dec 1998

Key of E, fast-paced rock'n'roll

E...E...E..DA, E...E...E..DA, E...E...E..DA, G.G.B7.E.

E...                        E....           D.A.               

Little Willy's in trouble

E...                           E...            D.A.

Little Willy's in a jam

E...                  E...           D.                  A.                 

Little Willy's on the fast track to heartbreak

G             G          G              B7                           B7            E

Wham! Bam! Sam!        Little Willy's in Love Again

Little Willy and the in-turn

Had a partying of the ways

She started talking to her beast fiend

Who was wired to that right-wing white ring thing

She liked to walk Little Willy

Around the Oval Orifice

Somebody saw 'em gettin' silly

But refused to testify, just to buy some time

He got the presidential treatment

She got herself a steady jawb

She's doing hat tricks for the CIA

Once she'd opened up her mouth, she just couldn't stop

You can talk to Little Willy,

Make him do the style

Watch Little Willy go wild...

Little Willy's in Love Again

Now just you look at Little Willy

Wink at Wicked Uncle Sam

Touch Little Willy, OOH, Ma'am!

Little Willy's in Love Again!