Do the California

                                                                                                Robert Wills Jan 14 '92

Ken and Barbie bought a California Lifestyle kit

We join them now meditating in the hottub

Parked right outside we see a brand new BMW

It isn't paid for yet

Life is as good as it's ever gonna get

       In ooh, California Everyone is beautiful

       In ooh, California Sunshines brighter

       In ooh, California Everybody wants to live

       In ooh, California Cause they've seen it on T.V.

Ken and Barbie settle down to a micro meal

They have affairs on alternating weekends

Their 2.5 kids in the rec room

Expect to get straight A's

Study Kung Fu and modern ballet

     In ooh, California Life is so much groovier

     In ooh, California Party, party, party,

     In ooh, California Earthquakes and street gangs

     In ooh, California Turnpikes and drive-in love

          Do la roo la woo la California

          Sunshines brighter each day

          Love is wonderful the modern California way

          Do la roo la woo la California

          Dizzyland of Hollyweird dreams

          Life is groovier, movies are movier

          That's the way it seems--in California!

Ken and Barbie take a holiday in Big Sur

They get a flat tire along the coastal highway

They're soon surrounded by a gang of Harley bikers

Who help them fix their tire

Then they rob them, and set them on fire

     In ooh, California,...